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This one's subject has been in a long time in coming, I'll say that much. I never had an idea written down specifically, but I always wanted to do a comic about the iROer guys who are so blined by their testosterone that ... well... they get like dogs in heat. Hump anything that moves.

I've heard and have quite a few stories to tell about such people! For example, take me. I'm a male Acolyte. A MALE. And yet somehow, I GET HIT ON BY PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M A GIRL! "What the -?! Can't you tell this is male Acolyte clothing?!"

*pause*

"well ur a very handsome boy then"

Now here's the fun part. These people are going nuts and wanting to sexor people based on sprites. RIGHT. Sprites. They walk up to a female sprite and ask for sex, or marriage, or that they're in love, WITHOUT EVER HAVING MET THE GIRL BEFORE. Wait, I mean, "GIRL." After all... those female sprites are NOT representations of the real player. I sure as hell don't look like a cutsey acolyte with a slight deranged tint in real life. Or maybe I do. But I'm brown haired. I'd make a better mage.

Actually, Zelse kinda looks like a default male archer. I'M SERIOUS! Get that boy a male archer costume and he could do live action Ragnarok Online episodes! "I AM... ZELSEOLAS THE ARCHER. FEAR THE STING OF MY ARROWS MADE FROM CEDARRRR."

Or not. Back to the subject at hand! Guys hit on female sprites and ask for sex without ever getting to KNOW the supposed girl - for all you know it's a guy! Many guys take advantage of the rather gullible nature of those male iRO players who think with the other head, after all. Actually that's a general online gaming thing. Anyway.

Sniff the Raven had a real sad and hilarious story - a guy and girl meet on RO. That's right, it happens. They meet in real life. The guy just wants to screw her brains out. No relationship. Sex. Yes. You heard me. All he wants out of a real life meeting is sex.

HELLO?! WOMEN ARE NOT SEX TOYS, YOU DUMBASSES! Sheeeee eeesh!

It's instances like these where I can't wait until they make "realistic" pleasure droids or something for these frustrated guys who need something to take it out on. Leave the girls and guys pretending to be girls alone! They never did any harm to you! D:

I think that about covers that.

About the comic itself - I pulled an allnighter to finish this. It took me 24 hours, roughly, of distraction and some other stuff that happened, but I still got it done. Of course, I'm writing this at 3:17 PM and
I feel like total crap - ever pulled an allnighter and had coffee to keep you awake?

I dunno if anyone else gets it, but the effects of no sleep for me is this... wierd... grainy... rusty... sensation in my brain and behind the eyes. It's really hard to describe, but it's pretty uncomfortable. On top of the fact that you feel like someone's put ball and chains on your limbs, and your coordination goes down the drain.

Anyone else get like that? I get like that.



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