Jeez, when was the last time I had this many people in a comic, eh? Heheh!

I can't remember if I've ever had a comic where eight characters were featured in the Starring section or not. I might have, but at the moment any comics that did. Usually, when they get this crowded, just say "there's enough of us to fill a sardine can!" or something.

Have you ever been stuffed into a sardine can?

Of course you have! I think they usually call 'em elevators, though.

Speaking of bacon, it's kind of frightening all the things that can be done with bacon. I've seen things about bacon-flavored ice cream, bacon-powered blowtorches ...

... I guess assassination by bacon isn't actually an amazing feat, but still!

... Well, maybe it could be, if Zelse made bacon katars or bacon throwing daggers or ... or something.

Monomolecular bacon wires! Slice people to ribbons with breakfast goodness!

Now, why exactly would Sniff want to drink blind hair dye and axel grease?

Take your time, think about it!

I'll give you a hint:

You can get a hair style like Tristan's with that combination.

... Maybe. But only if you do not drink it like Sniff did. That'd probably kill ya.

Sniff's a man's man, though, and is imbued with magical swordsman powers. He's also a professional. Don't try it at home, kids!

Speaking of which, I don't think I've ever put Gut Funk and Rudolph Ravioli in a comic together like this.

Too bad it was only for a few sweet moments before the bubbles started popping.

Speaking of popping, you ought to read this comic while listening to a remix of the Popcorn song. You know what I'm talking about, right? If not, look for a remix on YouTube or something. You'll discover the strangely catchy tune soon enough!

You know, I'm not sure how Nth Power got his hands on a 404 web page, but I'm frightened that he did.