Alright, before anyone calls me or Lacrosse a hypocrite for featuring a guest comic that has the use of dead branches for griefing, this comic was explained to me by Lacrosse, which is an exaggeration on something that actually happened—kind of like a number of my own comics.
See, Lacrosse and her friends often will break dead branches on each other as a prank whenever one of them is AFK (the Corigan syndrome pisses a lot of them off). It's a thing they reserve only for their group, so this comic isn't supporting dead branch griefing. 'Kay? Kay. Back to work on KF3 for me!